Corrupt-a-wish.

We've all seen it. We all know what it is. It's a Corrupt-a-Wish.

The object of the game is simple. One poster makes a wish, then another poster corrupts it somehow. For example, here's how it works:

Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.
Poster #2: Granted, but it's frozen in an overseas bank account.

Poster #2: I wish I had a Charmander.
Poster #3: Granted, but it's dead.

Poster #3: I wish it wasn't raining.
Poster #4: Granted, but the wind is now blowing at gale forces and it's 30 below.

It's a pretty easy game, once you grasp the concept. There are a couple rules, though.
1.) Do not wish for more than one thing at a time.
2.) If you corrupt somebody wish, you must make a wish yourself.
3.) Do not try to pre-empt corruption. For example, no asking "I wish for blah, and that it can't be corrupted!"

Let me start the game with a wish of my own:

I wish that the Exp. Share didn't cut experience earned.

Granted, but it's missable and has a very small and precise time limit to get.

I wish I was better at fighting games.

Granted, but now your controller breaks every time you turn one on.

I wish that the backlight in my iPod wasn't broken.

Granted, but your iPod disintegrates.

I wish I had a PS3.

Granted, but they forgot to upload the operating software onto it.

I wish I had one too.

Granted, but it was a cheap knock-off.

I wish life had cheat codes.

Granted, but it's only a level skip, and you go right to the end of the game. Translation: your death bed.

I wish my AR wasn't broken.

Granted, your AR memory card is broken.

I wish everything cleaned by itself.

Granted, but in an effort to keep things clean, it's AI goes crazy and starts to kill humans.

I wish I wasn't so old...

Granted, but you became so young, you ceased to exist.

I wish furries weren't so looked down apon.

Granted, but we're now society's assholes.

I wish I could time travel.

Granted, but you can only go to November 14th 1376, and tribesmen hunt you down to kill you for ritual sacrifice.

I wish I had a Shiny Buneary named Cotton.

Granted, but it will never listen to you.

I wish I was a pokemon master.

Granted, but you were accused of cheating... and lost.

Wish I had someone to cuddle with. Oh god no!

Better... wish I had a burrito.

Granted, but it's made out of fish scales and dog intestines.

I wish my internet wasn't so laggy.

Granted, you have the fastest connection in earth... which doesn't matter because all servers now suck.

I wish this bell wasn't tempting me to ring it at 1:00 AM while everyone is asleep.

Granted, but now the buzzers and alarms are.

I wish the Wii had a wireless keyboard peripheral.

Granted, but it's third party and fails as much as the 360 on release.

I wish I was the girl in my avatar.

Granted, but now we're all going to have sex with you. Grab him ... er, her ... Melty!

I wish my tail was real.

Granted, but some psycho comes and cuts it off.

I wish I had a job.

Sweet Company wrote:

but now we're all going to have sex with you. Grab him ... er, her ... Melty!

That supposed to be bad? x3

Granted, you now work as a slave.

I wish I could make Rain happy (That girl I got upset).

Granted, but it's by leaving her alone.

I wish for honey.

Granted, but you're allergic to it.

I wish my internet would work! I want mah hentai!

FurryYiffer wrote:

but it's by leaving her alone.

Sadly It'll probably end that way.

Granted, your internet now works, but all the virus-free websites are down.

I wish for my stuffed dolls to come to life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_8yPap-k_s