The "I'm bored" topic

Silence makes it so you can't cast spells.

Now, your only option left is likely to use an item.

No Items Ever, you die, come back to life, rinse lather repeat.

Depending on your level I might even just be able to use Culling to insta-kill you to make the process quicker.

Or neither.

You said that "No Items Ever" deals lots of damage, but your'e also basing it on a system where 9999 is the maximum amount of health.

*Goes into Disgaea mode*
*Equips a Perfect HP Cosmos Muscle, a Perfect DEF SRS, a perfect ATK Makai Wars, and a perfect ATK Yoshitsuna*

He he he.

*Walks up to you and hits for a billion damage*

Melty can agree just how much damage that would deal.

And no, that's not an exaggeration. That really is about how much damage a level 9999 Character, with 186,000 Stored Levels, 40-Point Yellow Bars, 220 Bonus Points, and with 255 Sword Mastery, would deal.

9999 is the health I go by.

*Uses Izanagi*

*Uses Brave Vesperia*

This might take a while...

I'll just use Susanoo now.

*Sips tea and watches every attack fail*

And in Disgaea, I've seen it break well in excess of 200 Million. Chip off at 10k a hit if you want, but you'd better pack a lunch, and hope you don't proc my Counter Attacks.

*walks around behind you*

Now I have a guaranteed 80% chance to hit you, bare minimum regardless of your speed, evasion, or magical effects. I love Disgaea rules.

*whacks you for another billion damage*

Susanoo says hi.

*Uses Big Bang*

Automatically lowers you to 1 health.

*Throws kunai*

If you got hit by a fully powered Disgaea character sword attack, you would be annihilated 5 times over no matter your defenses.

Susanoo is impervious to any attack anybody throws at it.

*Fires off arrow using Susanoo*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSZm8MGEDnY&feature=related

XD

A Disgaea fist user can just punch the arrow, literally ripping the fabric of reality creating a black hole that implodes upon itself. And that's at a fist mastery of 21 out of 255.

You don't understand the power of the arrow.

*Uses Tsukuyomi*

*Tortures both of you*

You don't understand how overpowered Disgaea characters are. The lowest level throwaways can create explosions that would completely wipe Konoha off the map. And doesn't Susanoo wear on the user? Shouldn't your eyes have bled out by now?

Narutotaku wrote:

You don't understand the power of the arrow.

You don't understand just how strong a Disgaea Character really is. With their bare hands, they can rip a hole into the very fabric of reality. The stats aren't scaled to look higher, they are really just that much higher. Your stats max out at what, a few thousand? Disgaea characters cap at 40 Million. You couldn't even dream to scratch them, let alone damage them.

The only thing capable of fighting a Disgaea character is another N1 character. Otherwise, they're quite literally indestructible. No joke, Laharl single-handedly took over his own Netherworld, the Prinny World, Celesita (Heaven), Earth, AND destroyed the entire Earth Space Fleet. And came out unscathed. And he's not even the strongest one.

You don't even want to know about Baal or Pringer X.

No, Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan doesn't really have that problem.

Besides, evading the arrow is nearly impossible to begin with.

SURE you can come back to life, but I'll kill you many times over with my (cue Andre voice) manly biceps.

*Executes stat matching system*

*Initializing*

Yeah they're about the same.

Alright, I didn't wanna do this, but you just won't give up.

*Sends out MissingNo.*
*Your game is corrupted, start new game*

I win.

Izanagi, my friend.

*Uses Amaterasu*

Hm, you're just going to burn now.

Eh, whatever. This is getting old.

It's going nowhere, for sure.

I'm bored. And tired.

I'm going to go fap now.

I would fap, I just lack the necessary equipment.